Chopped Chumps - 7.6.23

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🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here are some Chump Line Calls that didn't quiet make it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:13.0	The Secret Service discovered a dime bag of cocaine at the White House, or as they called in the Biden family, 10% on the dollar.
0:32.0	I wasn't able to get in to be voting, but I have a suggestion for a new flavor.
0:39.0	If it's okay with you guys, could we add jalapeno or hormonga? That's it.
0:47.0	What's all this I hear about a coke can at the White House?
0:51.0	I know littering is not nice, but if someone drops a can of soda pop, it shouldn't be a national story.
0:57.0	So, let's not hear any more about someone leaving a coke can in the West Wing.
1:01.0	It's just not what's that?
1:04.0	Coke cane?
1:05.0	Night coke can?
1:07.0	Nevermind.
1:08.0	The crime was committed by Hunter in the library with the coke.
1:13.0	Hey Howie!
1:14.0	Can you tell the New York Times that I identified as a mega mega and take it off this shift?
1:22.0	The owner of the coke cane was Dr. Jill.
1:25.0	How else you think she could hang with stinky pants?
1:29.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:32.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car!
1:34.0	You chump!
1:35.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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