Chopped Chumps - 7.31.25

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🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.0	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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0:09.0	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.
0:14.0	The Prep-School Bridge is different than weightlifting.
0:31.6	Nothing, not even DEI, gets between me and my American ego jeans.
0:38.0	I went to the store yesterday, and when I looked at my receipt, I started yelling, no, no.
0:43.9	I noticed I forgot the salsa.
0:46.1	Now that the EPA and the Green Deal has been reversed, it's Zeldons zillions that they're going to save.
0:55.0	Kamala Harris has announced that she will not be running for governor of California,
1:00.0	but she pointed out, dog catcher of Los Angeles County is still on the table.
1:06.0	Well, according to the Atlantic Magazine article, yes, I am definitely Republican.
1:12.4	But they didn't touch on the big question.
1:14.8	Which came first?
1:16.4	Being Republican or love of boobs?
1:19.5	Howie, turns out that American Eagle Jeans is going to hire LaMonica McIver to model their new line called the Sausage Stuffer series.
1:29.8	That was your last chump line message.
1:32.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:34.2	You chump.
1:35.9	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:40.1	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:42.5	Get ready with ReadyWise.
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