Chopped Chumps - 7.29.25

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🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.0	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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0:14.0	The Here are three of my most treasure possessions.
0:31.4	Ticket stubs from last year's Red Sox playoffs,
0:34.9	the letter confirming that I've been hired by NBC to write for Stephen
0:38.4	Colbert starting next June in a copy of Howie Carr's Brown's acceptance postcard.
0:45.8	Howie Carr, he's probably white.
0:48.7	A man bombed a Tesla dealership, possibly a proud boy.
0:52.3	Ian also a partner that shoot on New York City's possibly mailed.
0:56.3	All I can say is nothing like that happened when Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati.
1:01.9	Maybe it happened on the TV show, but not when he was the mayor.
1:05.4	Howie Carr, 1970s Boston.
1:09.3	Possibly white.
1:10.7	Bedges?
1:12.0	Badges? We don't need illegals to have any stinking badges.
1:18.0	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:24.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:28.4	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:30.8	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:32.5	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.
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