Chopped Chumps - 7.29.24

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🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Kamala Harris can deny she ever had a parrot. What she can't deny is ever having a cock or two.
0:32.0	Hey, what a great show the other night with Lady Gaga.
0:35.0	But don't worry, we have the Vice President, Lady Ha Ha, Queen of Kackles.
0:42.0	A simple Google search shows there was no... Ah, Queen of Cackles.
0:43.0	A simple Google search shows there was no assassination attempt, adding,
0:46.6	I give you my word as a Biden.
0:48.8	So Joe wants to revise the Supreme Court because no one's above the law.
0:54.0	How's that going to work with Hunter's Pardon?
0:56.0	Hi, this is Kamala Harris again.
0:59.0	Who doesn't like a yellow school bus?
1:02.0	Oh, Joe Biden doesn't because we throw them under it.
1:05.1	Hey Howie,
1:06.3	didn't Simone Myles doctor get 25 years to jail for the exact same kind of behavior
1:11.9	that they did any opening
1:13.0	ceremony?
1:14.0	Now, we, that rocket.
1:16.0	You know it was a butt-waunch.
1:18.7	Welcome to the closing ceremony at the Paris Olympics.
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