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Hunter's attorney doesn't have to be a solver as a judge, unless his judge is.

Uncle Joe is gone from swimming naked in front of agents to sicking garb on them.

They better be careful when he comes out on a balcony with his daughter.

How we, Hunter Biden's prosecutor, must have gone to the Rachel Hall school of plea bargaining.

And when's they the turtle went into his shell?

After another occasion in which he fell.

Another's enough for these old duffs.

They all need a one-way ticket to shady Dell.

We're at a beautiful sunny day.

I bet Kendra Lara took the convertible to work today with the top down.

Paddling, hey Joe?

Now while I'm going up, you know what?

Creek without a paddle these days.

Thanks, Brandon.

It appears to me that Brandon gave Hunter every kind of love.

What helps love?

Losers.

That was your last jump line message.

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