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Once the Hunter Biden case meets his doom and gets filed away in a room,

we can only hope someone weds this dope so they'll be forever known as Brighton Broome.

During testimony in front of a House Oversight Committee, Alejandra Mayorkas,

that Joe Biden has six grandchildren and one known God away.

God it man, well I'm Nora Yaga, it's a lump of pointy and she's obviously a part of an act.

It's my brother Branky with pay. She has a place little board row and it will be shame if anything happened to it.

The big guy, fight at Hunter, down to the Florida Keys to beat the cocaine sharks.

Then he will be swimming with the fishes.

Hey, Alejandra, I just left Sully, some covered in seagull poop days, my cheeseburger, my fries.

And in the end they drank down on my vanilla shake.

Hey, Howie, I learned a valuable lesson today.

If I'm not sure what's going on around me, just say aye.

Yes, I just heard that the Obama's private chef drowned in the waters off of Nantucket recently.

I always thought that it was a bad idea to cook and drive.

That was your last jump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car, you chump.

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