Chopped Chumps - 7.26.23

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🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Hunter Biden may've bungled his plea deal, but we're always gonna have some extra chump line calls. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Joe Biden's German Shepherd, Commander, has been offered a plea deal.
0:28.0	So they have congressional hearings about UFOs and remains of beings other than Earthlings.
0:36.0	So are these what they call ET's extra testicles?
0:40.0	I would walk away the hour with President Joe Powers if I only had a penis.
0:47.0	I wouldn't have to lie on to all the other guys. I only had a penis.
0:56.0	Brought to you by the committee to dump Libby Warren.
0:59.0	Come on, man. I told them. Put a muzzle on that crazy dog.
1:04.0	They said, no, Mr. President, but Kim will hear us talk. But she makes you look good. No joke!
1:10.0	Mitch McConnell goes silent. The whistleblower is talking about UFOs. There's gotta be a connection.
1:15.0	A beautiful judge. A talented judge.
1:19.0	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling How We Car. You chump.
1:25.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:28.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:35.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.

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