Chopped Chumps - 7.25.25

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🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. Thank you. Bhop Bhaap Bhapp Bhapp Bhapp Bhop The Whoa, oh, here she comes.
0:30.8	Watch out, boy, she's heterophatelistic.
0:34.6	Whoa, here she comes.
0:36.6	She's a man hater.
0:39.2	Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker,
0:44.8	Jack to keep you union busting stab you. So I understand Nancy Pelosi is a headliner for the DNC youth
0:52.3	conference. I also hear that Ozzy Osbourne and Chuck Mangione are opening for Mick Jagger.
0:57.7	You have to admire how the Dems are so in touch with their constituents.
1:01.8	Howie, I see they raised $100 million for Fire Aid. Some of them went to a podcast that had seven of viewers.
1:09.0	That's seven more votes than Biden would have got if he ran.
1:12.5	Howie, how long do you think it'll be before Karen Reed is invited for the death of Hulk Hogan?
1:18.5	The only reason to mention Joe's only getting $10 million for his memoir is because the auto pen ran out of ink.
1:24.9	Elaine Maxwell produced a leather-bound album for her boyfriend, Jeffrey F. Dean.
1:30.9	Did she also use leather to bind anything else for him?
1:35.9	That was your last chump line message.
1:38.6	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:40.3	You chump.
1:41.8	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:46.2	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:48.7	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:50.3	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.

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