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Joe Biden considers running for president.

After he heard the president is not going to run last night.

Yeah, it's just me.

I was coming to lost that giggle on the last 48 hours.

Hey, Kackels, do you want to know the root cause of people coming over the border?

Yeah, it's people coming over the border.

What a concept, Day.

After Director Ray's informed analysis of ballistics,

the Secret Service has consented to issue shrapnel-proof earmuffs to President Trump.

Do you know what they call a bed tan in Russia? A pootin!

Awesome! Joe Vine's going to kill cancer.

I can go back and smoke them cigarettes again.

While lying out in the beach, my bandos so late, lathered all over myself.

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