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I used to suspect John Roberts was being blackmailed by the left for some of the decisions he was making.

Now, in the beginning, you think, what could they have on him?

It's more embarrassing than some of the decisions they're making besides.

On the leader of the globalist community, Joe Biden!

I like sniffing children!

Oh yeah, and I like looking vanilla chocolate chip ice cream!

Yeah, you want to sniff something white?

I got something in a stubby hole at the White House!

No joke!

But don't tell your mom I told you!

Oh, you're recording this?

Well, I know one dog who's bite is worse than his bark!

Howie, I think that commander, the wonder dog, might have stayed overstated.

Welcome at the White House.

Let's hope he doesn't accept any paddle-boding invitations.

So a consortium of six climate fools are blaming all the heatwaves on fossil fuels.

They continue these ramps to keep their grants.

It's just another one of the left's many tools.

That was your last chump line message.

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