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The deals are endless. Howie, what is Dementia Joe's consolation prize for stepping aside? A house on Nantucket?

Now the Secret Service is saying the reason they didn't pursue the shooter was because they thought it was Elizabeth Warren.

Half Comer subpoenaed the AI-15, so it would come before Congress, plead the fifth, and shut the idiot Democrats up.

Now that Biden's out, it looks like we're all going for a ride on the yellow school bus.

Don't blame D.E.I. Dawn Teal for ruining the secret service. We all know the squad team from Beaver County didn't give a damn.

Remember when Biden said he would leave the office only if God told him to.

So I'm guessing that Pelosi and Schumer and Hakine Jeffries are the Holy Trinity.

Isn't it funny that Biden steps down on National Ice Cream Day?

Kind of funny, huh?

Miss Teetle, you came here today prepared to answer the question, did you?

Yes.

What's the name of the person that signed off on the security of Donald Trump at the rally?

I did give you what you're prepared to answer the question today, aren't you?

Yes.

That makes sense.

That was your last jump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car, you chump.

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