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Jack Smith and Stormy Daniels have something in common.

They've both been filmed having footlines.

The White House doesn't like Governor Abbott's razor wire.

It's slowing down the supporters of their future empire.

They're trying to claim that it's inhumane.

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I'm cooking over the piping plover that I overcooked before.

No need explaining the few remaining of the birds that I saw adore.

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Make sure the television, excuse me, make sure you have the big draw up on it tonight.

Duh, duh, make sure your kids hear words.

How we pie, he came from Portland and he went far but there's one thing y'all to know.

Watch out for that big black tooth.

How we regarding the unfortunate incident of your book drop announcement?

I have one thing to say is Trump's fault.

That was your last chump line message.

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