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Chopped Chumps - 7.2.25

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Howie Carr

Politics, Daily News, News, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

0:05.6

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. New York is embracing a Muslim Tommy Chooch, despite the disaster of Barry and the Mouche.

0:33.5

And if Zoran becomes the man, it's proof the big apples been fermented by Hoosh.

0:39.5

That Boston University professor that predicted 300,000 deaths because of cuts to U.S.AID, used to be AOC's economics professor.

0:50.4

Howie, Zorro's mom, Donnie, is a business wizard.

0:55.0

She'll turn a profit on the grocery stores and excel just like everything else in history the government has ever put their hands on.

1:03.0

Hey, Howie, you know why there was a little pushback from the alligators when construction companies invaded their private habitat, because illegals taste like chicken.

1:17.4

Joe Biden said, if I had a brain, I'd take it out and play with it.

1:22.3

So you Penn took away the boy pretending to be a girl swimmer's titles?

1:28.0

Huh, that took a lot of balls.

1:29.7

It finally passed that big, beautiful bill.

1:34.4

Despite Democrats and Rhinos' efforts to kill.

1:38.3

With victory now claims, the president exclaims,

1:43.1

I found my frill on Capitol Hill.

1:49.6

That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.

1:55.5

The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

2:01.1

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

2:05.5

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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