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There once was an FBI director named Ray, who made sure the bureau remained in disarray. He was totally bereft, controlled by the left, and a charter member of his swamp in every way.

Once again, it's not my private debt. It's my wife's family's trust fund's private debt. What a bunch of stupid sons of bitches!

I am think of all the Holtar Mega rumors about Ray FD. He did not commit suicide in prison. He's not a pet, and I did not stand his wife's hair.

Hey HowWe, a real simple correlation, a grown man who showers with his own daughter. Do you think there's anything else that he wouldn't do?

Hey HowWe, at Joe Biden's Beach House in Rahoba, they have crack-piping clovers.

Traditionally, when the president gets back to the White House, the band plays Hale for the Chief. They've got a new directive as of today.

Whenever Hunter Biden comes to the White House, they will play, it wasn't me, by 50 cents.

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