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This is Nicholas, the Greek translator at NATO.

Howweek, it does not matter if the translator is Italian, German, French, etc.

When Joe speaks, they all look at each other, throw their hands up and say,

it's all Greek to me, I keep telling them, no, it's not Greek!

Have you ever thought that these UFOs might be billionaires from another planet on a thrill-seeking trip?

How would blind people know what color is they've never seen it before?

I know one figure Joe Biden will never screw up, 10%.

You know how, if you look at astrology a little bit, you'll notice that Venus is the planet of love.

The moon, well, the moon is romance, Mars, like the Greek God, God of War.

Now, do you suppose that the LGB, oh heck with it, you know, the alphabet club?

Do you suppose they might want to take Uranus as their planet?

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