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unfortunately his handicapped jump from six to nine

Joe Biden has an accused for what happened at the debate.

He couldn't concentrate because he was too busy tweeting at the same time.

Folks, I don't walk as easy as I used to. I don't speak as smoothly as I used to. I don't debate as masterfully as I used to.

But I know what I do now. I know how to tell the truth just like your average

trillion hair. Hey howie the Democrats if they want to keep Biden moving forward

they should try prune juice.

So I turned on the TV this morning and Joe Scarborough looked like his dog had just died,

but then Mika started speaking so I guess it must have been something else.

MAGA, Make affordable groceries again.

The only preparation Joe Biden needed for the debate was preparation H.

With today's Supreme Court decisions, either your heart feels like an alligator, or you have no heart.

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