Chopped Chumps - 6.8.26

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Howie Carr

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🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday evening at 5 PM for the Chump Line. Call in with your best one liners at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:31.7	Tune in this Saturday for the UFO Freedom 250 fight hosted at the White House, part of the MMA series. That's mixed Martian art.
0:34.3	I heard the lyrics to Graham Platiner's walk-up song.
0:38.3	I'm a wanker doodle dandy.
0:41.3	I'm a wanker, doodle dove.
0:44.3	The bumper stickers are selling like hot cake.
0:47.3	Blanking, not war.
0:49.3	President Trump said to Leslie, frankly, I don't give it to him.
1:02.7	Graham Platner is not available just now, as he is presently preoccupied at a Porto party.
1:06.1	I was actually four dick picks before I was against that.
1:09.4	I got a hold of Scott Pelley's high school yearbook.
1:15.6	Under a picture, it says, most likely to become a sanctimonious pompous ballhard.
1:20.3	Trump said Kristen Welker is either crooked or stupid.
1:22.2	Can't you be both?
1:25.8	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.7	Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:42.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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