Chopped Chumps - 6.5.25

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🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
0:32.5	Thank you. Separated at birth, Chuck Schumer and Colonel Klink from Hogan Heroes.
0:38.7	Supreme Court decides 90 that discrimination is discrimination.
0:40.1	Imagine that.
0:42.8	Deported like an Egyptian.
0:44.5	Pop-p-bop-bop.
0:48.4	Deported like an Egyptian.
0:52.7	KGAP's book was initially titled Gafflighting and Chief Fakes,
0:57.0	how I couldn't turn a job lying for Biden into a gig at MSNBC or CNN.
1:01.5	Howie, if all it takes is to be gay and black to be press secretary,
1:05.3	Christ, a one-legged transgender parrot would be president.
1:09.2	After seeing even more pictures of the Boulder Colorado Flamethrower Man in the news.
1:12.4	I really wish he was like
1:14.4	most of the Islamic community and believed in covering up his skin.
1:20.1	Can I get me some eye bleach here?
1:22.7	Hey, Howie.
1:23.6	AJP's new book is going to be a comic book
1:26.8	for all a bunch of comedians.
1:29.7	That was your last chump line message.
1:32.4	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
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