Chopped Chumps - 6.4.26
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🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. |
| 0:03.0 | Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. |
| 0:10.1 | The deals are endless, and they are cheap. |
| 0:29.4 | All the latest news, they should change his name to Michael Proctologist, because his head's up in the ass. |
| 0:31.1 | Hey, Howie, did you see Governor Haley at the ribbon cutting ceremony? |
| 0:37.2 | Well, there's one good thing she's good for. Cizzering. |
| 0:41.0 | Grand Plater loses the Senate race. I think he can slide right into the mass state police or the |
| 0:47.1 | Canon PD. No problem. Ribbon-Pontner, is that a German grenade in your pocket? Or are you just |
| 0:52.8 | thinking about porta-potties? |
| 0:54.5 | And our final award, and a comedy, Scott Pelly, portraying a journalist on 60 Minutes for 22 years. |
| 1:01.5 | Let's hear it. |
| 1:02.4 | So Dr. Jill didn't know plugs was rotting away, in spite of it being his wife and with him every day. |
| 1:08.8 | It's a Hail Mary to try and bury the fact that she was well aware of Joseph Kay. |
| 1:15.4 | Oyster? |
| 1:16.5 | Fur? |
| 1:17.5 | I can't believe I'm going to say this, Howie. |
| 1:19.9 | That makes me miss the oyster bunny. |
| 1:23.1 | That was your last chump line message. |
| 1:25.8 | Thank you for calling Howie Carr. |
| 1:27.5 | You chump. |
| 1:28.9 | Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. |
| 1:32.0 | Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. |
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