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James Kahneman. James Tavarico says there's six genders. I can only think of three.

Male, female, and Tala Rico.

One of the biggest porta-party companies is called the Blow Brothers I guess Graham Plattener brings a new meaning to that.

In the Ironbound restaurant in Hancock, Maine, the Wednesday night special is two Poo-Poo Platners for the price of three.

Harry well supplies last.

Karen Bass says she's always wanted to serve the public, which hope in November it's had a drive-through window.

You want fries with that?

Speaking of war zones, I love it when Hillary Clinton told everybody

when a plane landed in Bosnia and she was being fired upon by snipers

and small arms fire in one reality.

There was a ticker tape parade, and please after the video show.

5% of the California voting results are in.

These are the official results.

The other 95% are, let me say, under review.

He's a creep.

He's a liar.

Put a potty, platiner, bring the blue water. That your last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

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