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The deals are endless. They were hoping Cluck to be courageous and bold.

Instead he came across as decrepit and old.

Their hope was to spruce him up with the juice, but mercifully when

it ended nobody was sold.

D.C. is not the District of Columbia. It is Dementia Central.

So the Supreme Court did away with Chevron.

Great, does that mean now there's going to be no SO gas stations and no signal gas stations?

Jeez.

Houston, we have a problem.

I didn't have a cold last night.

I was doing my best gangster imitation,

making the Donald Hump and Opper he couldn't refute.

Jacked up Joe or Sleepy Joe, doesn't matter which away you go. It's a time we fire. Yeah, we fire. Oh sleepy Joe

Or jacked up Joe. Because he screwed up the border that's of what is doing American people who is he a screw

and I'm gonna say goodbye to a sleepy Joe

So Joe Biden's performance was meant to show voters a clear distinction between him and Trump.

Yeah.

Um, two things. First of which he owes P Doosey an apology for that stupid

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