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Other people with dementia would love to get their hands on it and they're keeping it to themselves.

How selfish.

How we, this is Lurch.

I've worked for the Adams family for decades, but I would never work for the Albert's family.

Ullr... for the alberts family. I don't want to suggest that Joe Biden isn't smart,

but this is a man who probably thinks an algorithm

is some sort of Afro-Cuban dance group.

I am thinking that attorney lolly will not be underneath the experts anytime soon.

I once but dialed a pet shop and ended up with a shih tzu.

Joe Biden said Hunter is the smartest

disbarred lawyer he knows

Hey dad hunter

Hey I'll bring over my wizinator so you can use it tomorrow before the debate.

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Buanchico.

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