Chopped Chumps - 6.20.25

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🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
0:07.0	Get ready with ReadyWise.
0:08.6	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. The defense is closing arguments in the Karen re-trial.
0:32.9	Remember, remind me of the famous words of Johnny Cochran, if the Commonwealth is full of shit, you must have quit.
0:41.3	If the dog could talk what tales he'd tell about John O'Keefe and the rest as well.
0:47.3	But the dog is cool, so we didn't say a mumbling word.
0:51.3	I just finished painting my Karen Reed portrait.
0:55.0	I'm going to now take it to the state police so they can frame it.
0:58.0	According to leaked American intelligence,
1:01.0	Ayatollah Hamene was against having a nuclear weapon before he was for it.
1:07.0	On top of Norfolk County, all covered in lines accusing Karen Reed of felonies I just finished my
1:15.9	Karen Reed painting portrait now I'm going to have it framed I don't think trooper
1:22.1	Proctor is going to be walking in anywhere anytime soon saying you you know who I am.
1:28.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:31.2	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:32.9	You chump.
1:34.4	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:38.7	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:41.2	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:42.8	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code How we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.

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