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Hey, uh, yes, I saw Donald Sutherland this morning at check-in and we were discussing

how even though he's dead, he's still voting for Joe Biden in November.

Howie, I see where Bill Bellachie named his boat eight rings?

Well he's on Nantucket Sound, he better be careful of the Kennedy boat.

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If you're a Democratic staffer, who doesn't know whether their student loan has been paid or not,

then you ate a hack.

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If you approve of Joseph Biden, please press one.

If you approve of Donald Trump, please hang up and call back after the election.

Howie, there's nothing wrong with Biden. He's just practicing for his new campaign song, The Wanderer.

I'm the Wanderer, yeah, the Wanderer, I roam around around around

around

Chris Crispy is so fat.

How fat is he?

He's so fat that he needs the jaws to life

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