Chopped Chumps - 6.16.23

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🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here's some Chopped Chumps to help you avoid the Professor. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	After watching 2 Swedish Climbers Climate Propel,
0:28.0	I wish we had digital money when thunder was begging all that cash.
0:34.0	I've been told to age calmer.
0:36.0	Whatever harder time dragging me down,
0:39.0	and we had used Climbedo currency.
0:42.0	The Mandog Love Association is getting out of hand.
0:46.0	Professor Matsukas released his DNA test showing that he's 0.1 to 1.6% government.
0:53.0	As he wrapped up his press conference, he said,
0:56.0	I think I'm going to get me a colleague.
0:59.0	Jerry Nadler, should two-year-olds be wearing face masks?
1:07.0	After watching 2 Swedish Climbers protestors collude themselves to a Monet,
1:11.0	that he can help protest us with the thought,
1:13.0	hey, how can we make these a boar of an ass for ourselves?
1:17.0	Do Democrats have to go to liars training,
1:20.0	or does it just come to them naturally?
1:23.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:26.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car!
1:28.0	You chump!
1:29.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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