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does Joe get 10% of that, which would a year and if that's the case who's going to pardon Joe?

Things aren't so bleak for Hunter Biden. He can play on the football teams at the federal penitentiary the coaches bend over and he said he'll make him a wide receiver

Under trial was political persecution. He did not buy a ghost gun and it's not illegal to smoke

Parmesan. So why was he found guilty? As a senator there's not much I can do about it, but when I am elected president, I will instruct the social justice department to drop all charges.

Hey Joey, next time you stop blaming legitimate,

law-abiding citizens as criminals for buying guns, do yourself a favor.

Look in your own backyard, pal.

What's American soil?

It's when he drops a juice in his pants.

Did Biden actually say he wanted to ban assault and pepper weapons today?

Come on, man, just because the laptop was under the evidence doesn't mean it's real.

I mean, you know, ask Galvin Bragg, he knows how evidence not being real.

No joke.

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