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Putin was in the KGB 40 years ago.

While plugs was already known as Senator Bozo,

Biden was a clown with little renowned,

so how in the hell would Vlad have known sleepy Joe?

Hi, Howie, this is the White House calling.

I'm sorry, Joe Hinton will not be able to do a phone interview with you next week

as there is a hazel marathon on

uh... me too much for me.

The idea we became semi-isolation and when we're really semi-drug drivers and we had to wait all

those months just to get the money for Iraq and their war against the uranium people.

It's just, it's not who we are.

In Fall River, when the sun goes down,

Karen League is called...

Never Tik-Tok when you can text.

Never text when you can emoji.

Never emoji when you can shut the bleep up.

Hey Holly, when that's vulgar corruption hit cop gets stuck in the joint do you think he's

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