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The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Platner launched an advent calendar

leading up to the election.

Every day you open the door to a little porta potty

and you see a different porno scene.

It's called Platinor's porno potty's.

Then Grand Plattler

when Grand Platner says

the is the mess of the face.

He'll,

howl, howl,

let me in Grand Platner's face.

Howie, the national anthem for Iran

should be flock of seagulls.

Iran away.

It's not that big a leap from the crotch kiss to the porta party.

Some audio leak from Graham Platner in front of the Senate.

Oh, Herr Plattener, your peppers are not in order.

Graham Platner of Maine. He's political herpes.

The gift stick he's gone given.

Goodn't tag.

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