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Hi, little. I don't want anybody else. I find a port of potty and touch myself.

Oh, I don't want anybody else.

Yep, looks like Democrats are going to run on.

This time we're going to get Trump again.

That should be a real winner.

All bads are getting for Plattenor.

Portland's own Mr. Chan's Chinese restaurant and bait shop

is pulling their monetary donation to the campaign

and suspending their special Graham Poo-Po-Platner.

As a main conservative, I was really hoping that these scrapings from the bottom of Flattner's

porta-pottie would have waited until after the Democrats were completely stuck with him.

And always that explosion we heard in six states, I don't think that was immediate.

I think that was Rosie O'Donnell, passing gas.

And we could hear that from Ireland.

Hey, did you hear the guy with the SS tattoo who was caught up in a sexting scandal?

Boy, I did not see that coming.

Seriously, would you eat an oyster out of Graham Platner's hand?

Ew.

Thank you.

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