Chopped Chumps - 5.7.26

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🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:25.5	Ooh. Woo, howie.
0:27.6	Who, Pocahontas air.
0:31.4	Stretch the truth and your legs, and it'll set you free.
0:32.7	Woo!
0:36.2	After really in Omar's World War 11 gap,
0:42.5	the minority community regrets that Malcolm 10 is no longer around to defend it.
0:47.3	Ah, Mr. Turner, welcome. We've been waiting for you.
0:51.3	Oh, so this is heaven. I don't see Jane anywhere.
0:55.0	Um, sorry, she'll be alone shortly. Ah!
0:56.0	Howie, $2 billion in seven years to build a new Sagamore bridge?
1:03.0	I think I'll ask the fake Indian.
1:05.0	How long to rebuild and how much the burn bridge?
1:08.0	It was a video where she was far from Courtley ended the mayoral holts of Katie Portly.
1:14.2	Her time as US rep was also in act, which means her political hopes should end shortly.
1:20.3	After seeing the walls at the Vatican, Marco Rubio recommended him to be the next border czar.
1:25.8	On the south side of Chicago, in the baddest part of town
1:31.5	well the Walgreens there just made it all aware that crime made a tooth
1:36.5	Ted Turner's greatest mistake was Marion Jane Fonda that was your last chumpline message
1:43.5	Thank you for calling Howie Carr you chump chump chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car.
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