Chopped Chumps - 5.7.25

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🗓️ 7 May 2025

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie.
0:27.3	College of Cardinals' deliberations have been delayed while they get Cheetos from the U.S.
0:32.5	to burn and make orange smoke announcing Trumps as the new pontiff.
0:36.6	Hey, hey, we're the monkeys, and we're just hanging around.
0:40.3	You're paying for our upkeep you clown,
0:43.3	because Shree just threw us away.
0:45.3	I'm thrilled that Cackles is making a comeback,
0:49.3	so much so that I would donate to this hack.
0:52.3	I want this disgrace to be in the race.
0:55.1	That way we'll guarantee to keep MAGA on track.
0:58.5	She is easy to see that Jessica Hyde spent a lot of time with the mass state police.
1:05.0	They even turned her into a cone head.
1:07.1	The official Abu Dhabi Walt Disney will have an LGBTQ film represented by Walt Disney,
1:15.9	which will be called The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Well, looks like Minnie Mouse is getting a burqa.
1:23.1	When Fauci doesn't come down for breakfast, I hope a pack of angry eagles are waiting for him.
1:30.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:33.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:34.7	You chump.
1:36.1	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:41.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
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