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Chopped Chumps - 5.6.26

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Howie Carr

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4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:03.0

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0:10.1

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

0:28.6

All right. Are the perfect theme song for Grant Platner's campaign for Senate.

0:31.3

Diffure's Face by Spike Lee, Spike Jones.

0:36.2

Watching the governor's race in California, California being the Titanic,

0:39.4

is like watching and the band played on at the end.

0:45.2

Miss Porter, would you like coleslaw or mashed potatoes with their entree?

0:51.4

Hey, how I heard about that man that was bit by the dog and I was thinking, oh, the dog man of the it all. How's that spirit ailer on Street,

0:56.1

and you banana slamma?

0:58.9

Wow, dead people collecting snap benefits?

1:02.0

I guess R.S.K. Jr. is going to have to add,

1:06.3

if it's real zombies, brains, give a list of sugary soda.

1:08.9

Ted Turner had James Earl Jones pre-record.

1:10.4

This is heaven.

1:15.4

And also, what is dietit by master, in the event he was sent to the basement instead.

1:22.6

The only way Donald Trump will get the Democrats to stop calling him a Nazi will be if he gets a Nazi tattoo.

1:26.3

That was your last Trump line message.

1:28.0

Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chop Chumps was brought to chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:29.1

You chump.

1:32.5

Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

1:39.6

Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.

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