Chopped Chumps - 5.6.25

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🗓️ 6 May 2025

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Morning Joe just confirmed he met with Pope Francis this week.
0:32.1	He's the sharpest and most energetic Pope he's ever seen.
0:37.1	Hey, Howie, if Jerry Nadler went to Mexico yesterday for Cinco de Mayo, it would be
0:42.8	stinko de Mayo.
0:44.7	I am thrilled that Cackles is making a comeback, so much so that I would donate to this hack.
0:51.4	I want this disgrace to be in the race.
0:54.0	That way we'll guarantee to keep
0:55.7	MAGA on track. The Trump administration is happy to receive flowers from PETA for stopping
1:02.7	Fauci's policy of torturing beagles. On the other hand, all Clinton wanted was Jennifer Flowers.
1:10.9	Howie. Proctor, Morrissey, and Albert should be named the three stooges, but that would
1:16.4	be an insult to Mo, Larry, and Curley.
1:19.8	We've got to protect our phony-folony college degree scam.
1:23.7	Harump, harum, harum.
1:25.4	Hey, filter, boy.
1:27.2	How many butts did you have to touch every day?
1:30.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:33.1	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:34.9	You chump.
1:36.3	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:41.8	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team
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