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Chopped Chumps - 5.5.25

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Howie Carr

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4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

0:05.6

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Roscoe, when can I pick up my fireworks from south at a border?

0:30.4

Howie, can we rename Gitmo Bay, Alcatraz Bay?

0:35.2

And when Trump is elected Pope Pope, they'll have dove,

0:38.2

a.k.a. Department of Vatican Efficiency.

0:40.9

Tonight on all things considered.

0:42.8

Yum, yum, eat them up.

0:44.4

Howie, a swingers club in Boston?

0:47.3

Could somebody let Bill Clinton know?

0:49.3

First they came for Howie, and I said,

0:51.9

he's right over in that office over there. No, under the desk. Keep looking.

0:57.0

I'm looking right at him. Yep, that's him.

1:00.0

When they took Ely and Gonzales, I said nothing. I'm not a small Cuban child who's here illegally being held from his father. I said nothing. How ironic that

1:14.4

Dumbo Kamala was talking about elephants. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling

1:23.0

Howie Carr. You chump. The greatest dental office I've ever visited, smiles in nashua new hampshire is growing learn more about

1:31.6

dr bruce houghton and his team on meet the experts with howie car available wherever you get your

1:36.9

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