Chopped Chumps - 5.5.23

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Howie Carr

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4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Unlike the new A.I. Czar, here's something you can feel good about laughing at. Tune in next week at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Queen Elizabeth's lawn has now transitioned and called King Charles.
0:29.0	In other news, the Navy's rear admiral Pat McGroin announced the relaunch of the SSC Tiger in support of Operation Petticole.
0:37.0	It appears the Royal Gardener is celebrating him fatically.
0:44.0	So the name is someone with absolutely zero intelligence.
0:54.0	The news are artificial intelligence.
0:59.0	Maybe they should inject her with a little bit of AI.
1:03.0	Celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
1:05.0	Joe Biden will take a siesta.
1:08.0	AI is our Kamala Harris.
1:11.0	The perfect combination of irony and oxymoron.
1:16.0	Joe's going to the coronation without Joe.
1:19.0	She'll be packing extra lip cloths.
1:22.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:24.0	Thank you for calling How We Car.
1:26.0	You chump.
1:27.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:30.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:37.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.

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