Chopped Chumps - 5.4.26

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🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Jake Ross Marin from Boston may be trapped on that hauntavirus-infected cruise ship,
0:29.1	but the good news is he's up for the lead role in the sequel to the new He-Man and Masters of the Universe movie,
0:35.6	which will be called She-Man and the Wimps of the Universe. Hey, Howie, there's all this illegal alien stuff. I think you need a Mexican Biff Buffington to tell us about it. The shooter's lawyer says he's going to plead insanity. After all, he did vote for Kamala Harris. Howie, you're back. I had a dream about you. You took Sprint airline back. They went bankrupt and they left you on the plane somewhere and couldn't get off.
0:59.0	Did any of these DC judges have any concern about how the J6 people were treated? I didn't think so.
1:08.0	Slogan for reality, grief counseling.
1:14.6	Suicide watch, but it's not polite to watch.
1:18.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:20.1	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:21.2	You chump.
1:24.6	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:29.5	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:31.9	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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