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The deals are endless. When DeNiro did his act the other day, would have been hilarious if someone started yelling,

cut, cut!

Oh, I don't mean to scare you, or maybe I don't mean to scare you or maybe I do need to scare you.

When Joe Biden steals the 24 election, he don't have to worry about the radical vote anymore. He's going to be worse than a dictator. What's the

matter with you? How many times I gotta tell you? Bring your vote over here for Trump. We can't have the Democrats commiserating.

What are you a mook or you a mama luke?

It defeats its purpose.

What do you want to work to look like a piece of charcoal?

Bring it over here!

Robert De Niro's too old and stupid to remember that his support of Biden's policies

helped his grandson OD on fentanyl last year.

If you're a protester or a slurectionist who is pardoned by President Hump,

and you ain't black,

how about this description of the Trump trial?

Holy, I think the countries are the tipping point.

In fact, it might tip over into the ocean.

Hunter got the pores because he was sick of them calling him, The didler in a fisker.

That was your last chump line message.

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