Chopped Chumps - 5.3.23

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🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Unlike the Navy the chump line doesn't need some one in drag to get people to listen. Tune in next week at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Plugs is going to deploy 1,500 troops down to Texas to jump through some hoops.
0:29.0	Never mind the border, get those papers in order.
0:32.0	Once again, we wind up looking like an income poop.
0:35.0	It turns out the big guy does get 50%
0:39.0	10% was just considered a down payment.
0:42.0	Yeah, AOC wants to get rid of our gas stalls
0:46.0	just coming from the moron that's never seen a garbage disposal.
0:50.0	Oh boy.
0:51.0	Oh, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen used to hang around together.
0:55.0	I can't imagine the two of them having any common interests.
0:58.0	Today Disney announced that in the new Finding Nemo movie
1:01.0	there will be a transgender whale character named Maybe Dick.
1:05.0	Hey Taylor, could you say how he's like a Chinese spy balloon?
1:09.0	Does that mean he's getting fat again?
1:11.0	Huh?
1:12.0	Once I hopped on an Amtrak train
1:14.0	and asked the angel O. A. Grace to take me to Epstein Island.
1:19.0	She said, Joey, baby!
1:21.0	We have no bridge to that island.
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