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You're a human.

If you happen to see Graham Platin out going to a porter party and you tip it over, make sure the door is down.

Then he can't get out.

Howie, in the White House, Joe Biden was known as Rip Van Biden.

I'd like to thank Mayor Wu for giving me a set of absorbent underwear.

When I have my man-strating

cycle, I won't be embarrassed in public.

I only wish that

me and all the wishing were girls

at City Hall.

I wish that we

could get our man-strating cycle

synced up.

Great. Jared's going to be at the gun instruction class tomorrow.

Giving out more stolen how we car stuff.

I know Judge Eleanor Roth has her shortcomings, but I've always known her to be very positive.

Positive for gonorrhea, positive for crabs, positive for syphilis.

That tiny Johnson in Platner's pants makes him go out and rave and rant.

That tiny Johnson makes him a fool, but he's champion at Pocket Pool.

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