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available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. One minute, I'm wearing my Cerro, drinking a Cerva, and showing my compadre, my new neck tattoo.

The next thing I know, I have an orange life vest on.

My hands are cups, and I'm on a coast guard ship leaving Manetia.

And they said America was a free country.

You gringles suck!

Howie, it's Jeffrey Epstein calling from, well, you know, down there.

Anyway, I have just one question.

When are they going to find some of that broken red tail item myself?

I'm on an air and B and B in the Vineyard, and I'm giving it two stars because this pool is filthy.

Man, I guess the deportations have consequences.

Sounds like Jetson Welchermistook Karen reads Lexus for Doc Brown and Marty McBly's DeLory.

Marco Rubio is putting teeth into the Trump administration student visa policy.

But Eric Swalwell thinks he's being defamed.

Hey, Holly, with that auto pen, was it a pencil and pen set, and did it come with an auto eraser?

That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.

The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfectiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car. Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.