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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 5.29.24

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Howie Carr

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4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from

0:08.0

restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.0

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

0:13.0

The deals are endless. Awi, Auntie Bev lived on my floor at U.S. Amherst, 1981. No stranger to the amber liquid.

0:35.0

Hey Blob D'Aniro.

0:38.0

Running your mouth about being a gentleman might mean something if your mouth wasn't always saying bleep Trump.

0:44.3

Juan Merchant has instructed the jury they need to deliberate at least till November 5th

0:50.4

because this is a court of law not election interference.

0:54.2

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean I lied on the oath?

0:57.2

What do you think I'm some kind of clown?

0:59.7

What do I, I'm here to lie for you on the oath?

1:04.0

Dr Jill told the view today that

1:07.2

Biden's challenged to Donald Trump for a debate

1:11.3

may have taken 10 takes but I only had three diaper changes during.

1:17.0

Hey Howard, who's a big dog?

1:20.0

Yeah, after she did, it takes a village.

1:23.0

Hillary was going to write a book about me, a children's book,

1:26.0

it's going to be called

1:28.0

Billy Loves Beaver.

1:30.0

They can talk the balls off of brass monkey and just waste everybody's time for hour on end

1:37.0

But you always defeat him with the two magic words

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