Chopped Chumps - 5.28.24

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🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Robert DeNiro said if Chump gets back in the White House, he'll never leave.
0:30.0	All right!
0:32.0	Well, yesterday is Memorial Day, a day to remember those who gave their lives fighting for this country.
0:39.0	Or in Joe Biden's case, Memorial Day is remembering to brush his teeth and put his pyjamas on with a fly in the front.
0:48.0	And when asked what Memorial Day means to her, Bill Han Omar said,
0:52.0	Some people did something.
0:54.0	Hey, the narrow, the Jerks thought call.
0:56.0	They're all out of you.
0:58.0	Hey, Holly, the way the court case is going in Massachusetts,
1:02.0	sounds more like a whiskey sour than a whiskey ginger.
1:05.0	Mr Higgins, you use the passive voice regarding your SIM card.
1:08.6	My SIM card and I have had a special relationship through his brief lifespan,
1:12.0	and we had a pretext agreement stipulating
1:14.4	that when the time came he wanted to be taken to a military base where he could leap into a
1:18.2	dumpster of his choosing.
1:19.9	De Niro Harris 2024.
1:24.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:27.0	Thank you for calling Howe Car.
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