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John Cornyn's political career won't be coming down for breakfast anymore I'm all done and now I'm through

I had a long run it's true

but now it's boo-hoo.

Bye, bye.

Hey, Howie, if Mauree Hillie wants us to be absolutely safe,

the only way it can be done is for her to step down.

Hi, this is Graham Platner running for Senate in the state of Maine.

And I just want to clarify some things.

The only reason I came after the Red Sox ownership in John Henry

is because he wouldn't agree to change all bathrooms to Porta Party.

This is Graham Platner for U.S. Senate. Over.

It was mighty flight of the judge to agree not to be Chief Judge anymore.

I can see how Nancy Pelosi can choose George Floyd with George Kirby.

I mean, Kirby vacuums, George Floyd used to do drugs like he was vacuuming them up.

Yeah, I can see it.

Sure, it seems like that judge got the commander to stand that attention.

That was your last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

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