Chopped Chumps - 5.26 .26

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🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:28.6	Bernie? Bernie Sanders, your breast a little oligaliki. It stinks.
0:29.6	I asked for directions in Maine to the Graham Platner rally.
0:34.6	They said, go straight for a mile and then take your third Reich. I mean right.
0:39.4	Hey, Al Gore, I had to put on the heat over the weekend. Where's all this global warming?
0:44.9	Howie, you've got more of a chance of finding a menthol cigarette in Massachusetts than an honest Democrat.
0:50.7	Graham Platner reminds me of Dr. Strange Love stifling that Nazi salute.
0:56.0	Then they beat back the billionaire for nine to the salute nine.
1:02.0	He spread $550,000 on private jets last year.
1:07.0	Olly Ducky.
1:09.0	In the words of our late, great Senator Ed Kennedy,
1:13.8	Mike Maguire, Sammy Seusser.
1:16.9	Howie, how come at the no-kings rally in San Francisco?
1:19.7	I saw more Queens than I did kings.
1:22.9	That was your last chump line message.
1:25.7	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:27.4	You chump.
1:28.7	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:31.8	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:39.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
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