Chopped Chumps - 5.25.26

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Howie Carr

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🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howiecar show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. There once was a man named Graham, who worked a big oyster scam.
0:31.6	His tattoo was this server that caused quite the futer.
0:38.3	He's nothing but Mr. Flim Flam.
0:42.3	Howie, are you forgetting nuclear winter?
0:46.3	Hopefully Trump has taken that one off the table.
0:49.3	Working on a holiday getting double time.
0:53.3	Howie cast, you're, hard up for the money.
0:58.7	Evidently, Roscoe, Raskol's pulled off another fiasco.
1:03.9	Hey, howie, Joe Biden listed on December 8th, 1941, right behind the black guy.
1:11.0	Howie, Mayor Wu in the Boston City Council, you're looking to make some extra dough?
1:16.4	Just open up one of those layering centers.
1:20.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:23.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:25.1	You chump.
1:26.4	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:29.3	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:36.4	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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