Chopped Chumps - 5.25.23

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🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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On today's Chopped Chumps we have everything from DeSantis's failure to launch, to the classic Hunter Biden jokes. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Looks like Target has given a new meaning to junk in the trunk.
0:27.0	It's no longer Target, it's Target.
0:31.0	Joe Biden has finally admitted he has seven grandchildren.
0:36.0	He said one of them is a whistleblower.
0:38.0	Another reason why I have to country in the establishment is freaked out by a potential Trump to take it is because they're initial spelled TDS.
0:45.0	AKA Trump to Rangement Syndrome.
0:48.0	Mayday, Mayday, this is Coast Guard Station Panama City.
0:56.0	This is the USS Tathantis.
0:58.0	We are sinking fast, we need help.
1:00.0	Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden, while you're lying, not the crack that you be buying.
1:05.0	And the supply and while you're lying, while you're lying.
1:08.0	Hunter Biden, you be frying.
1:11.0	Bro, me and the Biden.
1:13.0	You have announcement problems?
1:14.0	I feel bad for you, Ron.
1:15.0	I got 99 pounds and the glitch ain't won.
1:18.0	Lovey, I can't believe that Tina Turner passed away.
1:22.0	She sang some of my favorite songs, such as Respect, Be My Baby, and Ain't No Mountain High enough.
1:28.0	Which was a duet with her husband, Mike Turner.
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