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Yeah, I heard Dick Blumenthal

was going to be handing out American flags on Memorial Day.

She said the flags you brought back from Vietnam.

Yeah. Angry bloodthirsty Democrat mobs flying Rainbow Brigade and Hamas flags across the country, exercising

First Amendment. Supreme Court justice flies patriotic flag outside of house.

Insurection.

Yeah, Howie, I love listening to your show,

but I have it on good authority that a little over an hour ago there was seismic activity recorded at the grave of Merle Haggard.

Would it be safe to say that Mr. Melenowski might have pissed off the Clintons?

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It attacks you to your toilet.

It's called a Biden.

It's like a bouquet, except it blows smoke up your ass.

The New York Times reports that out this rally,

Trump again false and claim of 2020 election in the sense.

Boy, I bet your Facebook's going to let me forward that story.

That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.

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