Chopped Chumps - 5.23.25

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🗓️ 23 May 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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0:34.6	The Now that we actually have a story bigger than Watergate, Carl Bernstein's nowhere to be found.
0:39.0	After tell-like fragments were found in the ruins of the Roman Senate,
0:43.8	the Globe Theater announced that Julius Caesar Shakespeare's famous line will now be A2, Taryn Reed.
0:46.3	Historians recently discovered ancient manuscripts that revealed that Socrates was not executed with Hemlock.
0:57.1	He was actually run down by Karen Reed.
1:00.8	Waiting for the Washington Post to run a headline celebrating Elias Rodriguez as an austere political scholar.
1:07.6	Hey, Howie, last time I saw a guy with a Shannon Burgess airline, he was flying through
1:13.3	the air after his friend Lucy yanked the football. The biggest loser in Trump's big beautiful
1:19.8	bill is the Wall Street Journal, because in the bill, journal subscriptions are no longer funded
1:25.8	by USAID.
1:31.3	Hey, Howie, it sure isn't a lot of profit and non-profit.
1:37.6	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:44.7	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:46.5	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:51.8	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.

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