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You're in double H.C. team as issued a warning not to go to Florida for vacation.

Well, that's cut down on the Disney balls.

And now we present Joe Biden as fructose of a babbling primate.

The only thing missing is the drool coming from his lip.

Oh, well, you can't have everything.

Go get him, Joe.

You stunning creature of ineptitude.

Chris Christie is thinking of running for president.

Chris Christie should just start thinking of running in general.

Janet Yellen doesn't just look like Captain Kangaroo.

She's using Captain Kangaroo accounting methods, which will come in handy as her defense in Kangaroo court.

Boom! There's nothing more teeterest than a non-white supremacist.

Another one tried to attack me today.

Kevin Newsom's lucky.

Knowing could render you all to attack the California governor's mansion.

Howie, I heard bug light sales are doing really well.

I also heard at the LGBTQLGBTU, whatever community tends to be artistic and they're repainting the cans and say something else.

That was your last chump line message.

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