Chopped Chumps - 5.22.23

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🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

The only way to find out the real reason Sleepy Joe went to Japan, is to listen to these Copped Chumps. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Howie, I made a big mistake in high school.
0:26.0	I decided to play 4 years of baseball.
0:29.0	I only took a break. I could throw myself with Russian hookers today.
0:43.0	While in Asia, Joe Biden promised Japan $5 billion in US military aid to help fight Godzilla.
0:59.0	Joe Biden, the mega crowd will sing it once again.
1:03.0	So, f-u-g-j-o-e-b-i-d-e-n.
1:09.0	According to Google, Adam Schiff is 5 foot 10 and a half inches tall.
1:15.0	I never knew they could pile Schiff that high.
1:17.0	Howie Biden is talking about everyone paying their free of Schiff.
1:21.0	What's your opt-in up to now?
1:23.0	About what? 9th and no? Why is he walking around?
1:26.0	Why is he in handcuffs?
1:28.0	I don't know.
1:29.0	What's going on?
1:31.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:33.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:35.0	You jump.
1:36.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:39.0	Go to HowieCarsShow.com and click on store to get half priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
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